One has least expectations of seeing a stolen asset again, especially if one has approached the police to investigate into the matter, unless of course their palms are greased. It was indeed surprising when this citizen from Bangalore got a call from the police station that claimed to have found his bike. Much to his dismay, the bike did not turn out to be his. To make matters worse, the bike is in a dilapidated condition. Oh wait, this is truly serves as the cherry on top- the respondent is made to cough out a bribe of Rs.3000 along with Rs.4000 to refurbish the bike. It only gets better- the exchange takes place on ‘Republic Day’. So much for his new found respect for the police, eh!