- Bribe Fighter
- 12 years ago
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Traffic inspector returned the bribe he had forcibly taken
I was stopped by a traffic cop today after he claimed I had not stopped at the red light. Here is my conversation with the cop.
Cop : can you pls park your car to the side.
I pull up to the side of the road.
He asks me for my license. I hand it over to him.
Cop: You have jumped the redlight. It is a grave offence.
Me: Sorry bhaiya, mainey to dekha hi nahi (I wasnt really sure, if I had jumped the red light)
Cop: Madam ab to court jaana hoga.
Me: Ok bhaiya. kaun sa court. Mujhe details bata do, mai chali jaungi .kaha jaana hai bata do
Cop: Lekin aapko badi pareshaani ho jaayegi. Court mei apka license punch kar denge, aap fir gaadi nahi chala paoge
Me: Bhaiya ab galti ki hai to saza to milegi
Cop: App aisa karo, fine de do
Me: Ok I will give the fine. Kitna hua ?
Cop: 3000 hai.( he thought I will negotiate with him)
Me: ok. Chalan bana do bhaiya mai de deti hu.
Cop: Main challan book nahi laya aapko wait ********** hoga.
Me: Ok bhaiya mai wait kar lungi
Cop pretends to talk on the phone. Then comes back and says "challan mere boss ke paas hai, wo abhi breakfast kar raha hai, usko 1-2 ghante lag jaayenge. Appko late ho jaayega.
Me: Koi nahi bhaiya mai yahi wait kar lungi.
Cop: Accha chalo mai apse 100 rupees hi fine lunga
Me: Ok bhaiya. I hand him a hundred rupee note.
Me: Bhaiya iska raseed to de do
Cop: I have noted down your registration number and the receipt will be sent to your registered number address.
Me: nahi bhaiya aisa thode hi hota hai. mujhe to abhi raseed chahiye.
Cop: fir to police station jaana hoga.
I remove my laptop bag from the front seat and make space for him.
Me: Chalo bhaiya aap baith jao car mei, mujhe le chalo police station.
Cop: Accha chalo, I will forgive you this time.
Me: aisey kaisey bhaiya, mainey red light jump kiya hai. aisey mujhe jaane dogey to mere jaisa koi aur aakey accident kar dega.
Aap fine lo, mujhe wait karana hai to kara lo, police station jana hai to waha jaunhi, court jaana hai to wo bhi theek hai.
This conversation took almost 15 minutes of his time.
Cop: (He folds his hands)mujhe maaf kar do madam. mera time kharaab mat karo.
Me: pahle mere sau rupay wapas de do
He takes out my 100 rupee note.
I take the hundred rupee note from his hand and drive off.